i exist. i like food. i am a person. we live, we die, all is a part of life.
April 22


welp this is a signature so yey i guess ;)

the following are quotes that ive enjoyed from places on the internet. id say who wrote them, but i dont like having to go back through stuf ive read a long time ago.
  • "i like sleep. its like time travel to breakfast"
  • "if i won the award for laziness, id send somebody to pick it up for me"
  • "the more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. stay safe, eat cake"
  • "i want to be like a caterpillar. eat a lot. sleep a little. wake up beautiful"
  • "never argue with stupid people. theyll drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience"
  • "maths. the only place where you can buy 64 watermelons and nobody wonders why."
  • "theres no need to repeat yourself. i ignored you perfectly fine the first time."
  • "lazy people fact #2347827309018287. you were too lazy to read that number."
  • "zombies eat brains. im safe" last but not least,
  • "im a leader, not a follower. unless it's a dark place, then you're going first." (edited to cut out a word that people believe to be cursing.)


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